Joke - The Green Thing

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Last seen wearing the green thing.

 

For Men

You know you're 50 when...

• You now have more hair on your knuckles than you do on your head.
• Your idea of getting lucky is being able to find your car in Walmart's parking lot on the first try.
• You have to use your GPS to locate your feet because you can't see over your belly.

• Your trick knee goes out more than you do.
• Your idea of a hot time is putting a heating pad on your bad back.
• You want your kids' to think you're cool, so you ask them to help set up your own page on MyFace and you can't understand what they're giggling about.
• Getting some action means all those prunes your doctor is making you eat are doing their job.
• You and your teeth have decided that a separation is the best thing for your relationship.
• Getting high means it's time to take your blood pressure medication.

 

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the Sphinx she asks all passersby the most famous riddle in history: "Which creature walks
on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?" She
strangled and devoured anyone unable to answer. Oedipus solved the riddle by answering:
Man—who crawls on all fours as a baby, then walks on two feet as an adult, and then
walks with a cane in old age.
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Your riddle was slightly amiss. Up the hill on all fours, down the hill on three.
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falcon