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Discussion in 'Introductions' started by Montague, Jun 16, 2010.

  1. Montague

    Montague New Member

    Hi, I am new here too.
    I am not fortunate in being able to draw or design, but I can build boats :)
    I am looking for a logo of a grumpy old man .. at his desk, on his couch .. etc .. anything like that. Just a small logo for a blog, relating to an old man who is opinionated and likes to complain.

    If anyone can help me out, please contact me. montague at artslink dot co dot za
    Many thanks and happy youth day.
     
  2. gnoble

    gnoble New Member

    If you would like a logo please post in the "Request a Logo Customization" section. Do remember to follow the posting guidelines found here.

    Welcome to the forum!
     
  3. ishkey

    ishkey Moderator, Logos, Sports Crests Staff Member Verified Member

    And what are you going to do for the forum, if someone makes this for you?
     
  4. Montague

    Montague New Member


    1. I promise not to complain about Free Website Templates on my blog or elsewhere.
    2. I promise not to brag about getting my logo from Free Website Templates, thereby saving you from the mindless spam of a million grumpy-old-man-blog addicts.
    3. I promise not to change my blog topic from a grumpy-old-man-complaining-about-the-world to something like oldman-witha-midlife-crisis-seeking-blonde-tosharea-ferrari, thereby saving you from having to create a second logo for me.
    4. I promise to take the first Free Website Templates moderator who arrives at my door, on a fishing trip when my current boat is complete ... that, or down to the local watering hole for a pint.
    5. I promise to review any website, logo, template or other such work, as requested by any member of Free Website Templates. Any such requests should be directed to an email address to be provided by me and any such reviews will be posted on my blog and in this forum where applicable.
    6. Lastly, I promise not to complain if the logo presented to me, is too humorous, too life-like or absolutely perfect.
    Thanks and enjoy the rest of Youth Day.

    PS The opinions expressed herein are my own personal opinions and do not represent my wife's view in any way.
     
  5. Recidivist

    Recidivist VIP Member

    Does it have to be a moderator :D?

    +1 lulz post
     
  6. Montague

    Montague New Member

    Well now .. who am I to discriminate between moderators and any other member-appointed-by-a-moderator-to-be-moderator-fortheday-inorder-to-claimtheprize?
     
  7. tomw

    tomw Member

    Unfortunately drawing and designing is not my forte but I can build websites. If you ever need a website I can build it for you. All I ask in return is to build me a boat when I need one.
     
  8. Montague

    Montague New Member

    Thanks for offering tomw.
    I hope you are wanting me to build you an Easy Sarah catamaran ...
    [​IMG]

    ... and that you live on the other side of the ocean ...
    ... and you need it delivered ...
    ... after I have done a good few sea trials ...

    Keep the beer cold, mate. I am on my way.
     
  9. CovertPea

    CovertPea Moderator Staff Member Verified Member

    Oh Montague!!
    I was having a fairly so-so day until I read this thread.
    Now, as I wipe the tears of laughter from my eyes, I wish to thank you for providing me with the chance to enjoy such a really great giggle.
     

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  10. Montague

    Montague New Member

    Friendly, laughing people are always required to crew on such voyages ...
     
  11. tomw

    tomw Member

    Yes, I live on the other side of the ocean so make sure the boat is seaworthy before you launch it. In exchange you will get a website that will withstand any attacks launched by spammers. We can pick up CP when we on her side of the ocean. The beers are in the cooler.