Web Programming Jokes

Found a website with a few programmer jokes. http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/

From the page here are a few:

Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

How many programers dose it take to change a light bulb?
None - It's a hardare problem

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.

Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors.

Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

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Ok, so any of you have any jokes (programming or not)?

 

eVentureBiz thank you for brightening my day

 

Thank you for the smile at my face

 

Well anytime I can lay some cheesy jokes on someone .....

My pleasure.

 

lol...that one was my fav

 

yeah, probably one of my favorites, too.

Damn we men have it hard!

Uh,....no pun intended.

 

I like this one....

Copy this link to send this page to a friend: http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon...+POST........+"POST"!&b1=&b1g=x&b2=&b3=&b3g=x

Thank you! It will be fun at my site....

Ps., if its not okay to show this, please delete!

 

Lol you realize your a nerd when you get these

 

Yeah . . . I thought the same thing. Dang! hehehe

 

hehehhee nice jokes lol
i specialy enjoyed this one:
"There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't."