Legacy New Graphic For A Crook Website

Helllo!

I'm in need of a logo for a site dealing with crooks/theifs. I was thinking of something like one of the link below, but am not tied to any specific colors at the moment.

Crooks and Liars

Funny Real Life Crime Stories - Stupid Criminals - Collectible Badges


I need a logo similar either of these with a small character on the left with the words New Crook Website on the right.

I'm not to good at design, but I can adjust and manover stuff in photoshop by myself. So if you can provide me a psd file, that would be awsome so that I don't waste too much of your time. Thanks a million,

papaparsons