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A good joke.

Discussion in 'General' started by Mimoun, Jun 17, 2005.

  1. Mimoun

    Mimoun Administrator Staff Member Director Verified Member

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" She asked.

    "Hunting Flies" He responded.

    "Oh!, Killed any?" She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".
     
    Mimoun, Jun 17, 2005
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  2. mitchellandness1

    mitchellandness1 New Member

    i think ive heard that one before
     
    mitchellandness1, Jun 22, 2005
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  3. lilgee

    lilgee New Member

    i dont know if is tha same one but i kinda heared summin like that
     
    lilgee, Jun 22, 2005
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  4. Mimoun

    Mimoun Administrator Staff Member Director Verified Member

    Sorry :eek: I will try to be more original next time.
     
    Mimoun, Jun 23, 2005
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  5. Oberon

    Oberon New Member

    lol

    Haha I'm sending that one to all my friends. :D
     
    Oberon, Jun 29, 2005
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  6. csmith

    csmith New Member

    Cracking!

    I'm all over that joke like a cheap suit. Very good!
     
    csmith, Jul 1, 2005
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  7. celerig

    celerig New Member

    haahha

    very nice!!!
     
    celerig, Jul 3, 2005
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  8. ericethegreat

    ericethegreat New Member

    That was OK, but here's a better joke Imade up:
    If you look at the word, "Juncture," it means the act of connecting. You'll see that there are two separate word, the Junct part, which means connecting and the Ure part which has to mean act. So with the connecting (junct) and the act (ure), you make a word, the act of connecting. OK, now let's look at the word, "Man ure" Manure means the act of man. Hahahahaha. (I know it sucks)
     
    ericethegreat, Apr 11, 2007
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  9. jf5696

    jf5696 Banned

    why Females on the phone :eek: ?????
     
    jf5696, Jun 19, 2007
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  10. lmfrench

    lmfrench New Member

    Because of the stereo-typical female...you know, shopping, on the phone, in love with shoes...etc. I don't know all of the things women are supposed to love to do, but I do know the whole phone thing is pretty true of most women...not myself personally, but most women do like to talk on the phone a lot. I think it is a really funny joke.

    :)
     
    lmfrench, Jun 20, 2007
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